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Offline stony

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woman gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her turd
« on: September 06, 2017, 05:42:39 PM »
She's a keeper that one.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2017, 05:42:59 PM by stony »
Louis van Gaal looks like a constipated turtle


Offline Toon1

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Re: woman gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her turd
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2017, 06:05:19 PM »
:lol: read this earlier today :lol: couldn't stop laughing

Offline stony

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Re: woman gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her turd
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2017, 06:11:27 PM »
:lol: read this earlier today :lol: couldn't stop laughing

Can you imagine what the firemen were like. I bet they p***** themselves.
Louis van Gaal looks like a constipated turtle


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Re: woman gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her turd
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2017, 06:33:13 PM »
Must of been some size turd like :lol: wonder if they got it back or it's still there :lol:

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Re: woman gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her turd
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2017, 10:48:23 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
God f***ing damn it Helen, get your s*** together!...


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Re: woman gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her turd
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2017, 06:41:03 PM »
Must have been like a French stick!  It's still a strange reaction. Why she didn't just mash it up with the fellas toothbrush and then flush it?
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Re: woman gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her turd
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2017, 09:23:57 PM »
Reminds me of a story Richard Madely too once.
God f***ing damn it Helen, get your s*** together!...

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Re: woman gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her turd
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2017, 05:44:11 PM »
Absolute class or should I say glass! As for splitting the money nice idea if it indeed happens that way!
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Re: woman gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her turd
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2017, 10:36:09 AM »
beware the Shirehampton sh*t slinger

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Re: woman gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her turd
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2017, 03:34:08 PM »
Yup, she's a keeper...
God f***ing damn it Helen, get your s*** together!...