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Offline Toon1

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Merson
« on: September 24, 2017, 01:17:04 PM »
Was watching soccer Saturday yesterday and when they were talking about us - Merson chipped on with we only have the points he would expect us to have.

Really??? Well looked at his predictions so far this season:-
Spurs - lose 3-0
Huddersfield - draw 1-1
West Ham - lose 2-0
Swansea - lose 2-0
Stoke - draw 1-1

So in fact Paul you expected us to have 2 points not 9 :lol:

They talk so much sh*** on that show contradicting themselves week in week out
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Offline Geordiespark

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Re: Merson
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2017, 01:28:27 PM »
Does anyone know why he hates us so much ? never has a good word for the toon

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Re: Merson
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2017, 02:08:42 PM »
What can you expect from a drink driving,  alchoholic, wife beating, junkie.
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2017, 03:00:34 PM »
Dont know what he has against us but he's the same every season and the first to put the boot in
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Re: Merson
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2017, 04:49:05 PM »
What can you expect from a drink driving,  alchoholic, wife beating, junkie.
Kiddyfiddling Smoggy as well
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Re: Merson
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2017, 05:15:17 PM »
Kiddyfiddling Smoggy as well

He's many unsavory things but not a kiddyfiddler. He only played for the Smoggies for 1 season plus he is a londoner.

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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2017, 08:45:04 PM »
He's many unsavory things but not a kiddyfiddler. He only played for the Smoggies for 1 season plus he is a londoner.
The kiddyfiddler refered to Teesside in general and the tight family bonds seen in the region
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2017, 09:39:24 PM »
The kiddyfiddler refered to Teesside in general and the tight family bonds seen in the region

Very tight. Must be murder working it out on forms. My dads my brothers son.

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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2017, 07:23:14 AM »
The man is a clown he had us down to draw yesterday what does he know. He does seem to have it in for us he once said Newcatle v Sunderland was not a big deal. I thought Jeff Stelling was going to fall off his seat. He is basically an idiot take what he says with a pinch of salt.
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2017, 01:33:18 AM »
He's a complete knobhead. He comes across as an illiterate buffoon. It amazes me that people like him and Phil Nevile get gigs as pundits. They quite clearly have no appreciation of modern football and just regurgitate cliches from when they were players.
There must be tactically astute, articulate and charismatic ex players out there, but they will never get a chance to get on screen because of who they played for, or rather who they didn't play for.
I watch a lot of games on a private server and most of the punditry is from American streams. The people they have on seem to be far more knowledgeable and less partisan than the fuckwits we have to put up with over here. It's a pretty s*** state of affairs when the pundits on foreign tv are better than the ones we have on Sky, BT and the BBC.
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Re: Merson
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2017, 05:44:10 AM »
His classic yesterday was why would Klopp leave Liverpool to go to Bayern Munich - there is no way he should as all he can win at Munich is the German league big wow

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Re: Merson
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2017, 11:46:44 AM »
the bloke it retarded
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2017, 11:48:55 AM »
the bloke it retarded

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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2017, 02:51:53 PM »
Retardo-a-gogo...
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Re: Merson
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2017, 03:48:34 PM »
arent you all thinking the same as me? Pretty much 90% of the time he predicts us to lose we either win or draw an whenever he backs us to get a point (never see him predict 3) we end up losing (Brighton for example)

Come on merse, keep those losing predictions up, we could win the bast3rd league  :lol:
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