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Offline Basileus

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Re: Merson
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2017, 03:14:56 PM »
Was watching soccer Saturday yesterday and when they were talking about us - Merson chipped on with we only have the points he would expect us to have.

Really??? Well looked at his predictions so far this season:-
Spurs - lose 3-0
Huddersfield - draw 1-1
West Ham - lose 2-0
Swansea - lose 2-0
Stoke - draw 1-1

So in fact Paul you expected us to have 2 points not 9 :lol:

They talk so much sh*** on that show contradicting themselves week in week out
Merson talks so much s*** they should have toilet roll holder drilled into side of his face
He's not the only one of course and not the only anti-NUFC LeTissier's a tosspot who also vomits up crap, especially his attitude towards us. He's ALWAYS had negatives against us why I haven't a clue. He'll not know either - but that also applies to 90% of national football journalists. I remember readinmg the gobsmacking moronic excuses for his Newcastle hatred coming from an Express football writer called Jim White (no not the Scottish one on Sky) and his excuses for being a Man U fan since NOT coming from Manchester
The rest on Sky & BBC aren't exactly fonts of knowledge on football.
Those reporting on individual matches are the fine examples of ex-footballers basic stupidity and low IQ's

Phil Thompson is by far the best of a very bad bunch
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Offline Leo7

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Re: Merson
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2017, 05:22:13 PM »
2-0 Southampton.

Our main man merse himself with his enthusiasm about the toon as per.
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Offline Jonas14

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Re: Merson
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2017, 12:33:43 AM »
Heard he's making a publicity stunt for cash errr i mean a comeback for a non-league team.
I'd just like to say - break a leg (or both) Merse.
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Offline stony

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« Reply #18 on: October 13, 2017, 04:55:22 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr7NpDiKyS4


Around the 35 second mark the caller calls Merson "a degenerate crackhead" You can hear sniggering in the backround and the presenter takes about ten seconds to comprehend what he's just heard.
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Re: Merson
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2017, 11:59:39 PM »
Never stop fighting for what you believe in.


Offline Bob the skutter

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« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2017, 09:44:13 PM »
Keep it up is what I say...
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Re: Merson
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2017, 04:00:22 PM »
He's gone for 1-1 against palace  :! :lol:
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Offline Leo7

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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2017, 04:50:56 PM »
I'm glad he's predicted this!
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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2017, 05:06:22 PM »
yes i do know what you mean, and the fact he doesnt even mention us in his match preview, all about palace  :lol: drunken facker  :suicide:

Newcastle v Crystal Palace (Saturday 3pm)

What a result for Palace against Chelsea, and it just shows you how important and good Wilfried Zaha is, how big a player he is in that side.

This is another big, big game, and I can't really separate them. You like to think Palace have turned the corner, but if they lose this they are virtually back to where they were the week before the Chelsea game, because they would have highlighted this game as a potential three points.

If they can get a draw, it's been a great couple weekends for Palace.

PAUL PREDICTS: 1-1
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Offline Toon1

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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2017, 05:10:09 PM »
Yet another great insight into us by him :lol:

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« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2017, 05:44:34 PM »
Love the way he talks about us.

Offline peachy

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« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2017, 06:33:52 PM »
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because they would have highlighted this game as a potential three points.

That is just such an insult, what's he f*cking talking about?   :mad:
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Offline Finnish Geordie

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Re: Merson
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2017, 05:26:51 AM »
Keep them comin fatty...
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Re: Merson
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2017, 09:33:57 AM »
Wrong again knobhead !!!  :suicide: :lol:
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Offline Toon1

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Re: Merson
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2017, 01:32:21 PM »
This weeks bull s*** came from le tissier - supposedly cos we?ve had a good start us fans will be thinking it?s 20 years ago when we nearly won the league