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Offline Leo7

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Garth Grooks
« on: October 21, 2017, 08:42:04 PM »
Hate the little sh1t. But did anyone else hear his statements about newcastle winning the league next season with the investment money from new owners and with Rafa?

Gwaaaarn Garth although far fetched, big us up unlike the all other pundits.

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Offline R S

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Re: Garth Grooks
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2017, 08:53:57 PM »
One of the country and western greats. Up there with Dolly and Kenny in my opinion
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Re: Garth Grooks
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2017, 11:21:21 PM »
Would be nice to see.


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Re: Garth Grooks
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2017, 11:51:37 PM »
They let you think you're king but you're really a pawn

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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2017, 11:54:23 PM »
 :nonono: :nonono: :nonono:


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Offline Jonas14

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Re: Garth Grooks
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2017, 01:24:20 AM »
"with the right investment" any team can win the league. Its a fact. So much so that it was silly to say it. Blackburn, Man City.

you know its going to lead to us being 'deluded' by those who want to stick to that irrespective of what was said (right investment) and who said it (a harmlessly stupid Southern pundit) - so i winced when he said it
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Offline Mr_Grimey

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Re: Garth Grooks
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2017, 02:22:40 AM »
Yeah! f**k that little s***, with his positive outlook. Bellend!!! God,!I'm embarrassed for him. God.

PS yay Garth
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Offline Surreymag

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« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2017, 07:04:11 AM »
He made it quite clear that it would only happen with a manager like Rafa and the right investment.
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Re: Garth Grooks
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2017, 09:24:39 AM »
Yeah! f**k that little s***, with his positive outlook. Bellend!!! God,!I'm embarrassed for him. God.

PS yay Garth

 :D

Personally I would rather he hadnt said it like, but I know what you mean, nice to have some positivety instead of Merson constantly predicting we will lose every game  :roll:
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Re: Garth Grooks
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2017, 11:25:12 AM »
I don't dislike him, he's hilarious.

Everything he says is seemingly tongue in cheek.
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2017, 12:48:04 PM »
Wish he'd take that stupid cowboy hat off..
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Re: Garth Grooks
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2017, 11:03:18 PM »
I suspect Garth Crooks is a carefully crafted comedy character created by Garth Crooks. I actually did my work experience at BBC Football and everyone called him "the G man".
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Re: Garth Grooks
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2017, 12:06:14 PM »
he's picked hughes in his team of the week

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Offline JonnyThaiwongy

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Re: Garth Grooks
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2017, 05:41:49 PM »
Will Hughes has been good last few games. I'm hoping him and Ward-Prowse play well enough to make the England team, our midfield is sh***